WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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