kcuf read it backwards

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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