Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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