Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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