What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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I <3 Hitler

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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