What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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an athiest walks into a church

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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