What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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yes... that's the joke

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Health food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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