What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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fduck

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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