A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

God

when debbie meets downer

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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