How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Lil' Wayne

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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