He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Women's rights

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