why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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My parents have an open marriage.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What's funnier than 68 69

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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