If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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