Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

knock knock Labrinth come in

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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