Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

knock knock Labrinth come in

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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