- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why was the woman?

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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