roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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what do u call a black person by his name

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Women's rights.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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