- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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