Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A Sloth runs...

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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