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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Grammer is very important

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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