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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What does two plus two equal? 4

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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