What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Gingers.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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