- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Misner is a twat.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Guess what? I like trains.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Darude- Sandstorm

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Samraj.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Cows are land manatees.

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