How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Misner is a twat.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Cows are land manatees.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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