- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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