Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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