What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Hitler

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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