What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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