Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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