why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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