A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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