Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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I'm sn otter

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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