What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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