After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Women's Rights.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Men's Rights

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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