- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

Simon says; "You're adopted."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Are you a tree? No.

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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