There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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A man sat on a chair

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My penis is big... not.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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