- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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