A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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