- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

a man said hi.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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