- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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