What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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