Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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John Stamos.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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