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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Why did it die Nothing died

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

suck my balls mr.garison

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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