whats 69+2? 71

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

why was the boy sad? because.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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