Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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whats 69+2? 71

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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