What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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