Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Men's Rights

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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