Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A man buys free health care...

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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