Miley Cyrus.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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How are you this morning?

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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You

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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666

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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