If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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A man buys free health care...

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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So you there Red?

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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