Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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boobs

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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The Olympics

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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