- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Women's Rights.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Justin Bieber

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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