Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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